Just a quickie, coz I said.

Ok, this is the run down of one of the most tension filled days I have ever experienced.

During orientation week we get this shit called 'funny money' ok, only for the infocom students (that's me, duh.. You wanker) for every lecture/seminar/workshop we go to. I end up with lots of el cash, after money pooling, sweet talking and finding mates that I haven't seen for like 2 years. Anyways, this money is for an auction where you can like bid for holidays and shit. Seeing as I have uni, I dun want a holiday, and who wants to go to Gay Keppel Island anyways?

So I go for the last of 5 printers, and I'm bidding against this fat prick who bought some voucher for beer, and we are up to $5600. I'm shitting myself, he's shitting myself, then I go and open my mouth and go the extra $50. $5650. What the farking 'ell was I 'tinkin. I dunno, but it wasn't good. So after I win the bid for $5650, I have to count all my dosh. So about 30 people are all looking at me, Keza, and me mates from waaaay back. The dudes that were running the auction was counting the mooonies, and the dude who was calling out shit was yelling out the $1000 intervals. I'm sweating my ass off when we get up to $5200. $5200 fucking monies. $450 short. I'm saying to the guys, 'shit, we ain't gots the cash.' Then Keza, bless his merry soul, hands over the guy like $680, whom he swiped from the mentor dude who didn't want to give me anymore monies.

So we end up with a printer and $230 left. The fat bastard was all like 'Awww dang' and he is all grins after I tell him he is an idiot. So yeah. That was the tension. Wow. Stfu.

So we are walking in the rain with a brand spanking new printer. We get home, open the fagbox up, and we find that we need to buy a USB cable. Gaylord fockers. Absolute gayismness. Total fagosity. So that's like $30. Total tension....Total gayness.