What's with this shit service I get? Like I am so fucking shitted off hey, like the shitted that you get when someone tells you that the last meatball was actually a regurgitated pig's testicle...after you ate it. That's never happened to me, but I would be pissed if it did. Like I would pull the lens out of my glasses and then stab someone in the face with it pissed.

The reason for my above average killing spree anger is coz I could have gotten laid by 2 chicks in the one night. But I couldn't because my sister wouldn't take me/ let me ride/walk to where the point of rendevous was. This chick I know was like going home the next day, and like I wanted sex from her rather than having Marcus drive from Mackay to pick me up and take me to her. I really do hate my dad and my sister. My dad, coz he is being a dickhead, and my sister for being slack.

I could've gotten Kery's g/f to take me, but no I am too fucking nice. For fuck sake, this life sucks more than a hoover on nitro.

Yes I like to bitch more than anything lol. But yeah, moving on....

I can't believe how bored I have been lately, like more than usual. The kind of bored you get when you stare at a rock hoping it would move bored. The kind of bored that you get when someone blind folds you, ties you up, gags you, and puts you in windowless room.... naked. Well, that wouldn't be boring, that would be kinda cool. I mean, ewww gross... That's right, ewww.

Oh yeah, this entry thingy might be a little weird coz I am like perving on this chick outside that is like helping her family clean the block next door. She is wearing tight jeans... mmmm.... tight....

But yeah, 'my salsa'. Fuck that song is teh bomb. Haha, but I recommend you people like get -30 Seconds From Mars - 'Oblivion', coz it is phat. Like the phatness that you get when you see a really hot chick bend over and you like nearly cream your pants phat. (If you are a chick, replace hot chick with hot guy, and cream your pants with get really wet.) *Please don't hurt me for that comment*

But like, at the moment I am on a chick hunt, but I am too lazy to actually talk to any. So I like got my friends to go look, and I even wrote them a criteria thingy for them to like work off. Man, I was like, 'this criteria thingy for them is so awesome that it's like the awesome that you get when you like punch someone that is a complete dickhead and they go flying and hit another person that is a complete dickhead.' Fuck I am awesome.

I dunno, I like feel that I need a chick. Not only so that I can get some whisker biscuits (email me if you really wanna know what whisker biscuit means, and if you want that criteria thingy aswell), but also someone that will like keep me occupied in my time of like borededness. Nah, mostly the whisker biscuits.

Argh, so like bored. I am usually like not bored by writing, but at the moment I am. I need to like do my assignment, but just can't.... Coz I am bored. Lol, someone call me dammit. Or like add me to msn. Or something. Meh, I'll just go karaoke with Sarah at the tavern.

Man, this entry thingy is awesome. Like the kind of awesome that you get when you like order a McFlurry from Macca's and you get like 2 McFlurrys.