Why is it that being so awesome isn't enough for some people? Do they feel somewhat more inferior than they already are? Do they feel that being so lame requires them to have a grudge against awesome people? And why the fuck do some people consider themselves more awesome than the peakness of awesomeness (where i float around).

Why the hell am I so pissssed off? Well one word. One simple little word. Superiority. Yes, superiority. I'm not pissed that I am superior and wish to be inferior like all the twisted noobs out there, but rather, that being superior means that I have to deal with all the bitching and whinging of lessers.

But why am I talking about this subject like now? Well it all comes down to Stacey. Yes, widdle wovely Stacey. She breaks up with me, officially. I am not at all pissed off because of that, no way, I am totally fucking annoyed. Like, I felt like saying to her: "What was dat? Dis is not a chawade! You have to do it wid feeewing... Now, again!" /end quote from Kentucky Fried Movie.

Like how lame was it... just a second... I have to access my msn message history coz it was so pathetic. What's even more pathetic is she didn't even ring me to tell me, coz like she did it over msn... Ok, here we go...:

A Sassy Suspect?: Well...I keep thinking about us being apart...and i hate it...I cant handle it...and I dont want to ahve to "make it work" I want this to be a time for me to relax...for me to have things come to me...not wait it out...and work around it..I hate having a
boyfriend which I never see...

Have a fucking cry about not seeing me, shit you have a picture, look at the fucking thing. I have never complained to her once about not seeing her and shit blah blah blah. I always reassure her about going to visit her, using of course, my fucking money. She has never even said to me: "Luke I wanna come visit you, you superior, awesome, master of the universe, you."

Fucking ingrate. I dumped my last girlfriend to be with Stacey, and what do I get? Noooothing. I'm sick of this shit, really I am. Totally fucking sick of it. Absolutely shitted. All well, I'll just go on a chick hunt soon. Oh and that's another point, I am so awesome, that I fight off like loads of chicks that are hot, and tell them "No, I am with Stacey."

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid FAAARKING DICKHEAD! I should have listened to Kery and actually got with some chicks while with Stacey. But no, I don't cheat. I should of, but shit happens.

Oh yeah, and my day was boring.

Yeah, well moving on. I watched 28 Days which was gay. Totally shitty. Blood and guts, but no titties. And it had man ass and penis. Which gives it a total of -6/10. 4 for blood and guts, 1 for story and -11 for man bits. Oh, and watched Agent Cody Banks which is a pretty good movie..... If you dun like titties, but rather young boys in the locker room. You dirty fucker. Seeing as I like titties, and punani, I would have to give it a 'THIS MOVIE IS SO GAY AND IT IS RATED PG!' stamp.

Yeah. Stuffness. Stuffness that goes stuff. I like boobies. And punani. Oh and boobies. Wait a minute... and punani.

No wonder being awesome isn't enough for some people, coz they always know that I am awesomer.