Timing...seriously what the fuck is with that? Like it's either bad timing or really really shitty timing. For example, Tahnee, real nice girl asks me if there is room at my place next weekend. Me being the grumpy bastard, obviously, asks her what for. Any other good friend would have said 'yes' outright, but not me, I ask why. And the poor girl makes the biggest mistake known to humankind, answering with 'I just need a place to crash after I get drunk.' After I get drunk... Oh yeah, I'm gonna say 'sure thing', well fuck that. I dun wanna smell puke for like 2 weeks, seeing as that's how long it takes to get the fucking smell out, or at least get used to it. So sorry Tahn, if you would have said "I need a place to stay for when I visit someone." I would have at least given you sleeping rights to the lawn.

Oh yeah, not to mention teh ladies declaring their undying love for me. Like sorry ladies, your just a little bit too late, for like when I did like you, you told me to fuck off or something like that. That also happened to me recently, like yesterday, or today or something, I can't remember. We all know you love me, so obviously there is room for a threesome or something with me and Sassy (Stacey for you lamers). Like, that is as close to a relationship you will get now that I am with Sassy, coz she like owns u all. Funny, beautiful, smart girl, yes, yes she is.

But boy does she get jealous, I mention a chick and she gets all suspicious. Like, I know that girlfriends get suspicious easily, but like I talk to one of her slutty friends and she tells me off. Bwahaha, she is so cute. So I have this thing where I just mention a chick that I saw, and she gets jealous, coz it makes me feel wanted. I'm such a bastard.

Like there is this chick at Civic Video that I swear was checking me out, maybe that or she was just making sure I don't 'remove' some dvds..permenantly. But I dun steal, so she must have been checking me out. So I mentiont this to Sassy, and she like says she is gonna beat the shit out of her. For looking at me. Maybe I like catfights, or like the notion of chicks touching eachother or something.

I like boobies. I just want to make that clear ok. I like them alot. I like punani too.

See the timing of that was awesome.