News Items 2002/2003 Season
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News (23/03/2003)
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Hulkamaniacs season
ends; Operation: 'Hunt for Jon-Jon' begins.
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Next season's website
expected to be bigger/better; all 3 regular readers delighted.
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M.V.P announcement
due within moments; votes for Jon-Jon ignored by Hulkamaniacs website
staff.
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End of season BBQ
to be put on by Hulkamaniacs; B.Y.O meat, drinks, ice, salads - $5
entry.
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News (15/03/2003)
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"Top 10 moments"
votes rolling in; REVEALED: Judges submitting shonky votes in protest
against water/bread rations.
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DVD glitches reported;
"glitches" found to be just shocking play by the Hulkamaniacs.
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Hulkamaniacs DVD
leaves "Glitter" in it's wake; sets sights on eclipsing
"Home Alone 3" in sales.
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Hulkamaniacs website
growing in popularity; internet wrestling fans being turned away from
site in droves.
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News (10/03/2003)
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Hulkamaniacs DVD
overtakes "Glitter" in DVD sales to date; number of DVD's
sold jumps to 2.
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Analysts suggest
Hulkamaniacs officially out of play-off contention; experts say ticket
sales to suffer as a result.
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Top 10 moments
of 2002/2003 being narrowed down slowly; judges demanding more cash
to scour "mind-numbing" Hulkamaniacs game tapes.
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Website readers
having their say on years "best" moment; 0 point second
half effort against Magic Men overwhelming favourite!
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News (01/03/2003)
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Pre-orders of Hulkamaniacs
DVD stagnant; technicians ensure phone lines are connected.
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A.Ryan hits on
second consecutive half-time buzzer beater - scores 19 points; Jon-Jon
worried proposed end of season trade will be withdrawn.
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Beau warned away
from attending Hulkamaniacs games; considering position on B.B.A tribunal.
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A.Ryan leading
race for M.V.P; anonymous website reader "Ryan45" banned
for registering too many visits to Hulkamaniacs MVP poll.
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News (22/02/2003)
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Hulkamaniacs DVD
to be titled: "Biffs, Bumps and Brawlers"; move upsets Basketball
purists.
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Adam connects on
half-time long range shot; Hulkamaniacs receive $1,200 repair bill
for falty light.
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Surprisingly, no
reports from latest Hulkamaniaics/Wolverines match; bookmakers the
big winners.
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Protestors march
against Beau's 39 week suspension; War protests same day called a
"co-incidence".
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News (15/02/2003)
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Shock poll results
are in: Who would you choose? K.Garnett 0% Adam 100% (1 vote by Adam)
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Hulkamaniacs 2002/2003
Season Highlights DVD release expected; expected running time 2 minutes.
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Kenny G files law
suit over recent news item; high court judge throws case out in record
time.
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Adam forgets shoes,
socks before latest game; Jon-Jon/Adam trade in limbo as Hornets "concerned".
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News (11/02/2003)
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Web-site readers
poll: K.Garnett or Adam - Who would you choose? Vote now!
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Head referee attends
Hulkamaniacs game; canteen takings skyrocket.
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Hulkamaniacs hit
record low; compared to Kenny G.
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Hulkamaniacs inside
source reveals: Adam/Jon-Jon trade would have worked.
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News (01/02/2003)
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Adam hits three
3-pt field goals; launches record 37 attempts against Buddies.
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Hulkamaniacs MVP
ballot extremely close; fake votes expected.
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Hulkamaniacs losing
streak hits 6; crowd numbers dwindling.
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Top Hulkamaniacs
moments of 02/03 to be announced; Judges think "Worst of 2002/2003"
much easier.
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News (25/01/2003)
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Beau, Jayson, Adam
cop big suspenstions from B.B.A; fail to show up at tribunal.
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Hulkamaniacs losing
streak hits 5; Newspaper report: Who are the Hulkamaniacs?
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Adam due back
this week; Paul Harrower expected to return early from Long Service
Leave.
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Top Hulkamaniacs
moments of 2002/2003 to be announced; Judges scratching heads.
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