| Things you would never hear in DBZ |
| Vegeta: (to goku) oh ill give up caling you Kakarot!! Goku: I want to be called Kakarot!!! Vegeta: Goku!! Goku: Kakarot!!! (They both turn super saiyan and start a big fight) (Chichi walks in) Oh Goku! Goku: Oh now don't you start ***************************************** Dr.Brief's cat: Meow (i am a brain sucking Alien)...Laughs insanely Imperfect Cell: Woof Woof...Awooooo!!! 18: Hey i got the part in Final Fantasy! I'm Zidane Tribal!! All androids: Hooray for you 16: And i am steiner 19: And i'm not fat!! I'm big boned Cell:(to cell Juniors) Now i will name you Pip, Spike, Rocky, Cloud, Rufus and Reno ****************************************** Everybody stumped... Goku: I know what to do! Let's do a noodle dance ****************************************** Goku: Hi i would like a Happy meal please ***************************************** The lost DBZ episode Chichi is at home cooking lunch when Goku waks in. Goku: Chichi i don't think this relationship is working out. I have found a new love. Chichi drops her frying pan. CLANG Chichi: (crying) Who are you leaving me for? Goku: The person i'm leaving you for is... Piccolo! Chichi: Goku before you go i have something to tell you! Goku: What?! Chichi: Gohan... is not your son. Goku: Then who?? Chichi: Cell is Gohan's father. Goku: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ********************************************** Piccolo to Goku: Come here you hunk! Goku: But i thought you were in love with Gohan Piccolo: NO! I love YOU!!! Goku: Gohan! Save me!!! Gohan and Krillin in a cliff Gohan: HA HA!! Krillin: Piccolo would do anything for 5 Bucks!! ********************************************** Frieza: Trunks! I am your Father!! Trunks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey wait a minute... Frieza: HAHA!! Trunks is a stupid baby!!! Trunks: I'm telling mom!! Frieza: NO!! Don't!! Bulma would kill me!!! *********************************************** |
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