D12
MY BAND
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all
jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a
band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up
with me after the show... Because...
These chicks don't even know
the name of my band...
But they're all on me like
they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll
be the man...
All
because I'm the lead singer of my band...
So I get off stage right and
drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and
I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's
Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12
baby
They're all like "Oh my
god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin
rock"
"Please
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the
beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their
shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night
they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva
tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the
life for me
And all the other guys just
despise me because
These chicks don't even know
the name of my band...
But they're all on me like
they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know
that i'll be the man...
All
because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]
You just wanna see a nigga
backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap
off ProTools
Smash these vocals and do a
performance
But we in the van and he in a
tour bus
You don't want my autograph,
yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I
thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with
that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller
than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see
it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell
Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get
on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin'
get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass
thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an
interview with DJ Clue
No I had an interview not you
two
You gonna be late for
soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to
soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up
and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
You got somethin to say?!
Man no
I thought you bout to tell
him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel
like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up
when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right
after you
I swear, I swear man
These chicks don't even know
the name of my band...
But they're all on me like
they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know
that i'll be the man...
All
because I'm the lead singer of my band...
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to
the amusement park
I'm gonna
let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't
a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only
get 10 percent
And these guys they can find
every area code
Proof
carry my bag
Bitch
carry your own
Can't make it to the stage,
security in my way
(Who the fuck
are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
***dammit I'm sick of this
group
Time for me to go solo and
make some loop
I told you I made the beats
and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me
some crack
Lose Yourself
video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the
back
Fuck the media, I got some
suggestions
Fuck
Like who's D12, how we get
started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache,
bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then
I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna
start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant
you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know
my band...
These chicks don't even know
the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like
they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know
that i'll be the man...
All
because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]
The hottest boy band in the
world...
D12!
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my
band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my
next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa,
salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty
girls wanna dance
And take off their
underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody
go?)