BLOODHOUND GANG

THE BAD TOUCH

 

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other

Very important differences

Between human beings and animals

That you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

 

Sweat baby, sweat baby

Sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff

That only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants

And I bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I''m Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

 

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Comin' quicker than Fed Ex

Never reach an apex

Just like coca-cola stock

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

Love the kind, you clean up

With a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt

Only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific

I wanna go down in your South Seas

But I got this notion

That the motion of your ocean means

"Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thights

High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee

With an automatic drip

So show me yours, I'll show you mine

"Tool Time" You'll Lovelett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

So we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

 

 

MOPE

 

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money

makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.

Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.

Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging

thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur.

Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.

What? Falco?.

 

Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus,

Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus.

 

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,

"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",

Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,

Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!",

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders,

Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later,

Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?,

Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again,

Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,

Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,

Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,

Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives,

So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,

But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,

Playin' spin the bottle with my mom,

I watch "Cops" with no pants on.

 

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

 

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.

 

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late,

Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate,

Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment,

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?,

I like to pretend I'm speed reading,

Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,

Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge,

Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day,

And I recycle I sniff my own farts,

I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,

I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey,

Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,

Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime,

Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,

Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,

Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch.

 

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

 

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum.

 

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

When you wanna cum,

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

When you wanna cum,

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

When you wanna cum,

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,

When you wanna cum.

 

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?

Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.

Hey Pac-Man, what's up?

Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?

No Pac-Man drugs are bad!

Nope can't help you man.

Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

 

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

 

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum,

 

Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni,

Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni.

 

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