BLOODHOUND
GANG
THE BAD TOUCH
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a
Me and you do
the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I''m Siskel,
yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker
than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin'
horny now
Love the kind, you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics?
Let me be Pacific
I wanna go down in your
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thights
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time" You'll Lovelett
just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin'
horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin'
horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin'
horny now
MOPE
We gonna drop this next bomb
for a money
makin'
playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this
for a gangbanging
thug that never
seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout
motherfuckin' Falco and
shit.
What? Falco?.
Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus, Rock me Amadeus.
Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,
Wrote to Mayor McCheese
"Send a Shamrock Shake please!",
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth
graders,
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it
later,
Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?,
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,
Make whoopie to a batch of
Silly Putty,
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,
Go through "National Geographic" and draw
panties on the natives,
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,
Playin'
spin the bottle with my mom,
I watch "Cops" with no pants on.
Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin'
out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,
Dick around like Frankie Goes To
Hollywood.
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum.
Nowhere to go I can't wake up late,
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate,
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life"
imprisonment,
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?,
I like to pretend I'm speed reading,
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge,
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another
day,
And I recycle I sniff my own farts,
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,
I mean I might as well be listenin'
to Journey,
Givin' myself a
mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,
Make a prank call pretendin'
I'm a mime,
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch.
Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin'
out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood,
Dick around like Frankie Goes To
Hollywood.
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum.
I'm mighty tighty whitey and
I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna cum,
I'm mighty tighty whitey and
I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna cum,
I'm mighty tighty whitey and
I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna cum,
I'm mighty tighty whitey and
I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna cum.
Yo yo yo yo
yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on
crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!
Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin'
out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,
Dick around like Frankie Goes To
Hollywood.
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna
cum,
Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni,
Holy macaroni, Holy macaroni.