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| I did her fabulous makeup! She's supposed to look whore-y. Even though I've worn my makeup like that sometimes... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Lauren Kozlow or Lauren Feeny |
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| I met Lauren my freshman year, I think she was in my PE class. I think we further got to know each other in the string quartet they had in high school. She played violin and I played viola. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| She has the uncanny resemblance to Molly Shannon from Saturday Night. You know...Superstar! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| She has a funny older sister who waxes her cha-cha on their dining table, an older brother who has assholes for friends, and a nice, yet scatterbrained mother. I think Lauren turned out to be the normal one. Or was it her brother... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Lauren is also a smartie pants, a helluva badminton player, and becomes explosive after eating. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Lauren listens to pop-punk and I've spent many a night at her house and have never been bored. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Lauren also hooked up Mr. Reilly with her current girlfriend. So we get the lowdown. Daaaaaaaaamn! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I don't know what the hell she's doing right now, and I don't know where she is, but Lauren knows how to get down. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Shitballs!," the expression she jacked from me. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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