| Stupid Quotes! |
| Dear Veiwers, This page is FOR FUN! It's humor! Please, if you find something that offends you contact me! I will happily change it so it does not offend you any more! Feel free to laugh until you cry! If you don't find something funny, please, move on! I hope you find some of it both stupid and funny! Thank you again for reading my letters! Your friend, Luigiking13 |
| 1. Evil Mini Schnauzers from the 13.13th Dimension shall take over the Earth! The skum under the garbage can told me so! |
| 2. Give me Liberty or give me Death! Either way there is Peace in the End! |
| 3. There's a snake in my pants! *blinks* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| 4. I've seen Heaven! It's Squisy! |
| 5. I've been to the Underworld! In my opinion... wear a coat! *points up* It's cold down there! |
| 6. Woof! |
| 7. The sky is falling, the sky is falling! Wait a minute... the sky can't fall... it's not heavy! ...The clouds are falling, the clouds are falling! AHHHHHHHHH! |
| 8. I-zir-by Jon! |
| 9. That made sense, yet it didn't... |
| 10. Dogs smell like Strawberries! |
| 11. Today is "lick a shurb day! Have you licked a shrub today? |
| 12. I am Pepe McPepperson 13th! My father is the 1st! The other 11? My brothers and sisters! |
| 13. I am Wolfy! Hear me ROAR! MOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| 14. Eh? |
| 15. Happy Birthday! |
| 16. Bowser loves you! May God have mercy on your soul! |
| 17. Dogs are funny! They run around in circles until they puke! *runs around in a circle* WEEEEEEEEE! |
| 18. *sigh* |
| 19. What's Fra-gee-lay mean? I think it's French! I don't speak French... *throws the box onto the floor, what is in the box breaks with a loud crash* Who's there? |
| 20. Nwhahahahahahahaha! |
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