Perverted Rhymes

Roses are red, pickles are green
I love your legs and whats between

I like your style like your class
But most of all I like your ass

I'm a cool girl, in a cool town
It takes a real mother fucker to put me down

Kissing is a sport
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain    
The guy says I love you
You belive its true
9 months later
He says the hell with you
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
All this wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldnt have torn

Sex is when a guys comunication
Enters a girls information
To increase the population
For a younger generation
Do you get the information...
Or do you need a demonstaration        

Roses are red
Violets are corney
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horney
Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly
If you kiss me
Don't be sassy
Use your tounge
And make it nasty!!!!

ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, your on the rag.