Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Chorus
Serve the servants - Oh no(3x)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
there is nothing I could say
That I haven't thought before

Chorus

Guitar Solo

Chorus(6x)

That legendary divorce is such a bore