Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Chorus
Serve the servants - Oh no(3x)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
there is nothing I could say
That I haven't thought before

Chorus

Guitar Solo

Chorus(6x)

That legendary divorce is such a bore
 

Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

Chorus
Go away - get away, get away

Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

Chorus

I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fume made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Chorus(2x)

Go Away
 

Heart-Shaped Box

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I been locked inside your heart-shaped box for a week
I been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back

Chorus(3x)
Hey
Wait
I've got a new conplaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your Advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself angel hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

Chorus(3x)

Guitar Solo

Verse 1

Chorus(3x)

Your Advice(3x)
 

Rape Me

Rape me
Rape me my friend,
Rape me,
Rape me again.

Chorus(4x)
I'm not the only one yeahhhhh

Hate me,
Do it and do it again.

Waste me,
Rape me, my friend.

Chorus(4x)

My favorite inside source,
I kiss your open sores,
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn.

Verse 1

Chorus(4x)

Rape Me!!(9x)
 

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

It's so relieving know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing hear you're asking wherever you get your way
It's so soothing to know that you'll sue me
Starting to sound the same

Chorus
I miss the comfort in bein’ insane(3x)

In her false withness, hope you're still with us
To see if they float or drown
Our favorite paitent, display of patience,
Disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground

Chorus(3x)

Guitar Solo

Verse 1

Chorus(3x)
 

Dumb

I'm not like them
I can pretend
The sun is gone
Can I have a light
The day is done
I'm having fun

Chorus
I think I'm dumb
Maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy(3x)

My heart is broke, can I have some glue
Help me inhale, and mend it with you
We'll float around, and hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down and have a hangover
Have a hangover(3x)

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

Verse 1

Chorus

I think I’m dumb
 

Very Ape

I am buried up to my neck in
Contradictionary lies
I take pride as the kind of illiterature
I'm very ape and very nice

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate
To ask someone else first
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive.
I've seen it all I was here first

Chorus
Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the dirt

Verse 2

Chorus(2x)
 

Milk It

I am my own parasite
I don't need a host to live
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphns

Doll steak, test meat

I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shit
My shit is her milk

Doll steak, test meat

Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and/or sleeping
Protector of the kennel
Ecto-plasma
Ecto-Skeletal
Obituary birthday
Your scent is still here in my place of recovery
 

Pennyroyal Tea

Intro:
I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh enternally
I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief

Sit and drink pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Guitar Solo

Outro
I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

Verse 1
 

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

Pre-Chorus
I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed  cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

Chorus
What is wrong with me(2x)
What is what I need

This had nothing to do with what you think
If you ever think at all
Bi-polar opposites attract
All of a sudden my water broke

Pre-Chorus

Chorus

Hate, hate your enemies
Save, save your friends
Find, find your place
Speak, speak the truth

Chorus w/ “What I think I think”

Verse 1

Chorus w/ “What I think I think”

Guitar Solo
 

Tourette's

(Spoken)
Moderate Rock

(Sung)
May day, every day, my day
Could've had a heart attack, my heart
We don't know anything, my heart.
We all want something fair, my heart.
Hey!
Hey!
Heyyyyyyy! Heyyyyy!  Heyyyyy!
Out of town, out of sight (fire), is my heart.
Queen of lies, today, my heart
One more on the phone, my heart
One more at the door of my heart.
Hey!
Hey!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy!

Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart
Cold heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart -- uhhhhhhh!
 

All Apologies

What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies
Chorus
In the sun
In the sun I feed as one
In the sun
In the sun
Marry
Bury

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

Chorus w/ “Married(3x) Burried”

All in all is all we are(16x)