1. The Internet -- What better way ta fuckin avoid the REAL people around you? The world is at your hands, alot of learning, alot of fuckin porn (not that i look at it, but this is for the people who do), FREEDOM to do whatever you want, yo. Thats pretty much alls i gotta say about that.
2. INDOOR PLUMBING -- This is a pretty much self explanitory one, yo. Look, if i wanted someone ta see me take a shit an then bury it? Id go live in africa. NO LIE. I love indoor plumbing for the simple fact that, its private an discreet, oh, an if its winter you aint gotta freeze your ass ta let nature take its course.
3. JACKASS!!!! -- FUCK YES, you think id forget about my boys!? Christ, they make me laugh CONSTANTLY. Whether its them lightin fireworks from they asses or smackin eachother right in the face an not givin a fuck. THOSE ARE MY TYPES OF BOYS. Dude they can SIT there an id still laugh just knowin about some of the shit they done. I LOVE KNOXVILLE, THANKS TA HIM FOR CREATING THIS GREAT SHOW
4. Music -- Disturbed, Eminem, Limp Bizkit, System of a Down, Justin Timberlake. MUSIC ROCKS MY MOTHER FUCKING SOCKS. A song for just about anything youre feelin or anything you think about, yo.
5. The Car -- It dont matter if you have a piece of shit that sometimes drags on the ground if you dont get the right kind of glue, or a pimped out fuckin ride that shines an reflects in the sunlight like a fucking diamond. A car is a car as long as it runs. Great for long trips, great sex (LOL, i wouldnt know), an just for gettin where you needa be. (this top 10 is lame)
6. Television -- You got your choice, yo. Comedy, drama, or stupid humor, which happens ta be my favorite. Dude, i aint even gotta say anything about that crap. (can you tell im gettin tired?)
7. The Vibrator -- Not ta sound perverted or anything, but come on...Sometimes its a girlies best friend. Or...*shudder* a guys. Nonetheless, pleasure for all who uses one. (now im just getting dumb)
8. The Telescope -- Thanks ta the smart fucker who invented this shit. Wit this lil thing, someone was able to prove to the ignorant crackheads who thought A.) we were the center of the universe B.) We were the only planet around. and C.) that they were smart fuckers who knew everything. Props ta this man...i know it was a man. but moving on.
9. Mac N Cheese -- I wanna meet the fucker who invented this shit, honestly. CHRIST ITS SO FUCKIN GOOD! Man, i could prolly live off of it. Okay maybe not. But you get what im sayin. Speakin of mac n cheese, im kinda hungry. SHH-yah ain no way am i eatin at 3:30 am.
10. The Electric Blanket -- YES IM MOTHER FUCKING SERIOUS, ASS LICK! My electric blanket is my most prized possession. It keeps me warm when it needs ta and doesnt when it doesnt need ta. An THAT MY FRIEND, is VERY fuckin important ta me.