| How You Know You Went to Mercy (con't) You remember being yelled at by Mrs. Kipp for talking in the magazine section of the library You shudder at the sight of a blue and white outfit No one could ever figure out Mrs. Mortimer's hair You thought that it was perfectly normal to come to school with a popple, cabbage patch dolls, a bag of yellow fruit loops, a big wheels and movie ticket stubs..all on the same day You fought with your "best friends" at least once a week Rumors spread from the senior hall to the e-wing in five minutes You knew everyone in your class's name, town of residence, and latest hook-up You were almost been killed walking through the freshman hallway..damn LL Bean backpacks You were shocked when you found out that no other schools require you to WRITE PAPERS in P.E. You defended May Day and Golden Mass to your public school friends If you didn't know her, Abby Wambach scared the hell out of you! You swear that Mercy gave you asbestos poisoning. At least half your class had those tacky fake nails..and you secretly wanted them Fetal pig day in Biology was the most exciting day of your sophomore year. No, wait..Pizza Roll day was the most exciting day of the year...God knows why You got to college, had classes with guys, shared a hall with guys, and thought to yourself.."why was an all-girls school so great?" Once in a while, you wake up in a cold sweat, positive that Mrs. Hanover's hair is attacking you. |
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