Whenever i see your ugly mug,
i wanna puke up into a jug.
If I ever see your scar,
Ill make you pay for the car that you stole.
You killed books, you FUCKING WANKER,
we all know you wanna spank her,
your secret passion for Hermione Granger,
but don't forget that she is no stranger
to sex and drugs and little thugs
that hav er in the bushes.