Do you need to save some money? well Craig has many great money saving tips, such as:
1) Instead of buying a hands free attachment for your phone, put on a head band around your head and the phone. Not only will you look stylish and athletic but it is surprisingly comfortable! (*Warning you still have limited mobility if your phone has a cord.*)
2) Are you tall and having trouble sleeping? Do not buy expensive sleeping pills! Just walk with an extra spring in your step and you are bound to hit your head on a door frame eventually.
3) Don't have much money for food, but you are craving steak? The grocery stores always have old meat for cheaper. (*Don't worry the green means it is fresh!*)
4) Murder or revenge on your mind? But you can't afford a weapon? just take your pet rock, find a tree branch, and now slowly sharpen it into a spear. Now you can impale your victim. I know what you are thinking, "What about the getaway? I can't afford a car." Calgary Transit is a cheap and effective way to get around, and provides a safe, accessable and courteous public transportation service in response to the needs of its customers. Calgary transit has a stop near you! Catch Our Pride!
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