Craig - Last Words

So many people die without anyone surviving to remember their last words, so I have taken it upon myself to fill that void and speak for the dead. Today I will give rest to some of the less intelligent people who have died in car crashes.
"Go go Gadget Wheels!"
"Why can't I find my lipstick?"
"I normally don't pick up hitch hikers, but I found your clown costume very cute."