Craig's Dating Tips for Girls
- Be ready on time, guys hate it when you aren't.
- Be in a good mood, no guy will want to hang out with someone who looks like she won't put out.
- How you dress can be very important, guys care more than you think, so leave them less to criticize and wear little to no clothing.
- Surprises are what keep relationships fun, so suprise your date with a plate of bacon upon his arrival.
- Have a valid drivers licence, its important to be able to get around to see each other also so you can drive your drunk boyfriend home while he tries to grope you.
- Strip clubs have good food, and are the perfect date destination.
- Strippers are often into threesomes, look into the feasibility of one.
- Insist that he drink as much beer as he likes.
- Ordering in can often be nice, try getting a large pizza, and some beer and your romantic evening wil be one to remember.
- Doing things together is important, so when he is watching the game, make some nachos, or cookies for him, and make sure he always has a beer.
- Understanding when is the right to to take things further is tough, so just follow his lead.
- One of the secrets to a lasting relationship is being able to find the right time when you are both "in the mood", to make this easier, think of you being "in the mood" as being bored & uninterested with a head-ache, and watch how much more "intimate" time you and your partner share.
- Lots of girls have troubles understanding the meaning behind a guy's actions when giving flowers. Well its simple, He wants in your pants, and it would be rude not to let him in after he paid $3 at Safeway for the flowers.
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