Send me money!!!
"Doing nothing takes forever."
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Job Application
Name:
Wouldn't you like to know
Your Name
My name is a series of clicking noises
Craig Elder
Sex:
Male
Female
Yes please
Saving myself for marriage
Phone Number:
Yes
My phone has been disconnected
1-900-HOT DATE
911
Experienced?
Yes
No
I prefer the term Ho-Bag
Lets watch the sunrise from the bottom of the sea.
Skills:
Does drinking count?
I once made a cat out of paper mache
I have lots of aplicable skills
Did i get answer back about the drinking?
Are you legaly allowed to work in the country?
Yes
No
Only if we are in GreenLand
No, but only because i ran over the prime minister's dog
Do you have any health conditions that would prevent you from working?
No
I get blood shot eyes and an excessive appitite
I get blood shot eyes and an excessive appitite, but it is not health related
My enormous cock/brests cause(s) back pains
Do you hereby certify that all the above information is correct?
Yes
It is false and was forcivly beaten out of me
Yes but everything below this is wrong
Only if you do
Date:
Well i guess, but only if i get a raise
HELP I'M BEING SEXUAL HARASSED!
No thanks i prefer apples
Today's Date
Submit?
yes
no
Total:
30+
You get the job
25-30
We will keep your application on file
15-20
Have you tried applying at a bottle depot?
-15
You might have more luck as a hobo
