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Parenthood Test
You wish to raise your child...
On you own.
With a pack of wild boars.
With a loving partner.
With Slobodan Milosivic.
An activity you would like to have your child participate in is...
Soccer.
Glass eating.
Music/Arts.
Cordless Bungee Jumping.
You would like to have a _____ as a child.
boy
girl
goat
blind eskimo
The thing you would make sure your child would eat daily is...
Fruit.
Candy.
Steak.
Rotten Eggs.
Your child has misbehaved you...
throw him/her/it down the stairs.
throw him/it/her up the stairs.
give her/him/it a beer.
talk to it/her/him about it.
Your child has grown up and it is its 16th birthday you...
forget entirely.
sell him/her to slave traders.
give him/her a beer.
buy him/her a car.
You child has moved out and now it does not call or visit you...
become depressed and drink constantly.
take it upon yourself to call and visit it.
Do the funky chicken.
say you never has a child.
You work often (if you have a partner he/she does too) you...
Dump your child in daycare.
Take your kid to work and leave him/her in the car.
Let wild Raccoons take care of him/her.
Quit your job and live on the street so you can spend more time together.
You want to have __ Child(ren)
0
1
2
3+
Your child is kidnapped the kidnappers want ransom you...
say "ah i never really liked my kid that much."
put together an attack team and try to save your child.
pay the ransom.
take the money that was going to be for the ransom and place it on the bad guys heads.
Total:
35+ = great parent
30-35 = good parent
25-30 = decent
20-25 = mediocore
0-19 = horrible
-2-0 = inhuman
