The Colonel - On Being a Good Communist
Just the other day, I was e-mailed by Josef Stalin. He told me that in order to be a good communist, I have to kill 67 people. So, I was, like, NO WAY! And he was, like, WAY! And it continued like that for about 5 hours, until we finally reached a compromise: I could become a good communist, if I ate 50 tons of jello. Well, I'm still in the process of buying enough jello-mix packages to make that much, but it will be done.
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