The Colonel - On Death Treats
I hate death threats, probably because I get so many. Like the one from N'Sync for instance. Just because I overheard them talking about "gay orgies" and "anal sex" doesn't mean they have to come after me. Oh well; their assasination attempts were no match for the colonel. Par example, they tried attaching a banana to the barrel of a shotgun, in the hopes that I would take the bait and subsequently get my head blown off. Well... it DID look like a damn good banana, but I suspected something was up. When a banana is attached to the barrel of a shotgun, you know something is wrong with that picture.
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