The Colonel - On Halloween
It's almost halloween... ohhhh, scary! Annoying little kids will
come to the door screaming "TRICK OR TREAT" in high-pitched voices, and I'll
be forced to give them candy. If I don't, they'll scream "FUCK YOU!" and run
away crying. Actually, that isn't too bad; some kids try to kill you. Once,
I refused to give kids candy, and they hired the Calgary Mafia to kill me.
It would've been scary, except that the "Calgary Mafia" consisted of a
drunk, fat Italian guy (somewhat resembling Mario) screaming "I'M-AH GONNA
KILL-AH YOU!" in a hideosly thick Italian accent. To this, I just respond "I
DON'T-AH CARE!", and I booted him in the nuts. In fact, the Calgary
Mafia hitman was just banging on my window. So I raised a back-scratcher in
a threatning gesture, and he ran away screaming. That's really sad. Oh well,
at least he's gone. It's more annoying when he does that when I'm sleeping.
I usually just close my blinds, and he goes away after a few hours. Stupid
Italian guy. Boy, that brings back memories!Actually, I may be looking foreward to halloween after all.
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