Craig's Amazing Adventures: Volume 1 - "the Info Commons"
07:35am - Arrive at the info commons, just after it opens.
07:39am - Have already replied to all e-mails, and no one is on messenger.
07:52am - Finished with the news, and move on to playing Yahoo! pool.
08:05am - Kicking ass in pool, but a strange old smelly man has sat down next to me. Time to switch computers.
08:20am - New computer proving to be a disaster for my pool game.
08:32am - Pool game back on track, but pants are becoming uncomfortable.
08:43am - Stand up to adjust pants, when i sit back down chair makes embarrassing squeaky noise, everyone looks at me.
08:45am - Get asked to stop playing internet pool, and do something productive.
08:46am - Start drawing a mean picture of the lady who told me not to play pool, complete with stink lines.
08:50am - Someone is using the courtesy phone, i'll listen in.
08:55am - Phone conversation was a bust, only talked about school, no good gossip. Pants are irratating me again.
09:00am - Drawing complete, i make it the desktop background.
09:01am - Access Denied! Whats that shit? They must be onto me.
09:01am - Start playing Yahoo! chess.
09:10am - Old lady i am playing against takes forever, realize chess was not a good way to end boredom.
09:20am - Pants are really annoying me, old lady still slow. I begin the verbal harassment.
09:25am - I dare not fix my pants for fear of the squeaky noise, i don't want them to look at my screen and see me playing games again.
09:30am - I loose to an old lady, insulting her and her grandchildren does not pay off.
09:40am - Hot chick across from me.
09:50am - Hot chick gets up to get something from the printer, i smile, and act like i understand the spanish news website on my screen.
09:55am - Start to look around the info commons, looking for the best place to have sex in an emergency.
10:10am - Have not found a good place, too many big windows.
10:15am - Hot chick prints off more stuff, she is not as hot as i remember her being.
10:16am - Hot chick packs up and leaves, i don't get a good-bye smile, oh well.
10:20am - Realize this would be more fun drunk.
10:21am - At Brunching.com, good times. Also start assigning values to the girls in the area, disappointing results.
10:22am - Realize that with beer i would still do almost every girl here.
10:30am - Some dorky guy that works at the info commons asks if i want my screen wiped, i take offense and say no.
10:31am - Dorky guy walks by i quickly minimize what i just typed so he won't read it.
10:32am - Start trying to find peoples files on the computer.
10:35am - Only Able to find one powerpoint presentation.
10:42am - Now much more informed about wildlife in Belize after watching powerpoint presentation.
10:43am - Pants continue to irratate, decide to remove them. Disappointingly no orgy ensues.
10:45am - Asked to either put on pants or leave.
10:45am - Decide to leave.
(*Note: The last three events may not have occured*)
| |
|
