if you copy this exact list please credit me.

- why do psychics have to ask your name?

- i dont repeat gossip- so listen carefully!

- drama queen

- save the animals. become a cannibal.

- drive carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents.

- it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

- humans aren't the only species on earth - we just act like it.

- if going to church makes you a christian, does going to the garage make you a car?

- heart attacks... god's revenge for eating his animal friends.

- i want to be like barbie. that little bitch has everything.

- dont follow me. im lost.