�Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one
�I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don?t want to see you every day
�Who is Oscar Mayer, and why does everyone want to be his wiener?
�Come to the dark side? We have cookies
�One by one the garden gnomes steal my sanity
�I didn't do it you can't prove it the Sheep are lying.
�Kitten (kit'n) n: Soft, cute, playful with fangs and claws.
�Remember the 3 "nevers" rule to happy living:
1. Never lie,
2. Never tell the whole truth, and
3. Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom.
�Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
�I'll get you my pretty, you and your little dog too.
�Remember: amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
�Obey those in command, until they act like idiots and then it's anarchy all the way.
�Stop, Drop and Roll doesn?t work in Hell...
�People never say, 'Oh yeah, remember that cult I was in? I met her there.'
�Cute and Psychotic...Everything kinda evens out
�The problem with sex in the movies is your popcorn usually spills.
�Can't sleep?.The clowns will get me
�Never throw more than one rock at a skunk.
�My mind is racing faster than a cheetah testing a Lamborghini on ecstasy.
�I'm not Crazy I'm just...Okay wait I'm Crazy