Why I Married Richard
1.  He asked me to.

2.  He has helped me to be a better person.

3.  He tatooed my name on his truck.

4.  He can move a barn.

5.  His snoring distracts me from thinking too hard in the middle of the night.

6.  He built me a swingset with my very own tire swing.

7.  His stomach can survive my cooking.

8.  He saves the peanut on the surface of the Skippy Peanut Butter jar for me, even if he has to dig a little trench around it.

9.  He taught me how to use power tools.

10.  He makes me laugh, even when we are arguing (ESPECIALLY when we are arguing!)
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