William Shakespeare
IF I COULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE...
a lot warmer than I am right now
IF I HAD TO CHANGE SPOUSES FOR ONE DAY I WOULD PICK...
Goofy. That way, it would still be like being married to Richard.
IF I COULD BE PRESENT AT ANY ONE EVENT IN HISTORY, IT'D BE...
hands down, the resurrection of Jesus. That would fix me for good.
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS...
not much would change
IF I WAS A TYPE OF COOKIE, I WOULD BE...
a digestive cookie. Kids make me mushy.
IF I COULD CHANGE CAREERS FOR ONE DAY, I WOULD BE...
the person who cleans the Pope's bathroom. I want to
know where he squeezes the toothpaste tube.
THE SEXIEST DISNEY CHARACTER IS...
that candlestick holder from Beauty and the Beast. He's a real hottie.
THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME MOST IS...
my website.
