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TOW The Routine

Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think
I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler,
I knew they'd break you.

Chandler: I don't wanna know what Monica got
me. Y'know? I mean, look, I'm sure she worked
really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to
surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and
I, look we have to put these back, this is not what
Christmas is about.
Rachel: Whatever Linus, I'm opening mine.

TOW Rachel's Crush

Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julie's?
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlie's?
Chandler: Yes! See you and I have always been like-(motions that they think the same.)

TOW All The Wedding Dresses

Monica: No-no, Rachel, don't get it! He can't see us!
Phoebe: No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!
Rachel: I'm not gonna marry Chandler!
Phoebe: Not after this!

TOW Phoebe Hates PBS

Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Monica: Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Chandler: Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Rachel: I don't care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement.)
Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?
Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!

TOW Mr. Heckles Dies

Rachel: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
Rachel: Ok, you win.