> A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class
> gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The
> flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
> then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
> have to sit in the back.
>
> The blonde replies; " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
> Houston and I'm staying right here!"
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot
> and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class
> that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot
> goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only
> paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
>
> The blonde responds, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
> Houston and I'm staying right here!"
>
> The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the
> police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't
> listen to reason.
>
> The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
> married to a blonde. I speak blonde!"
>  He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she replies,
> "Oh, I'm sorry," then gets up and moves back to her seat in the
> Economy section.
>
> The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he
> said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class
> isn't going to Houston.