If u treat her nice she says"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If u dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she think its her right
If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"
If u love her she says"peechay hi par gayaa hai"
If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
If u give her a kiss she says" yaar woh lerkaa flirt ker raha hai"
If u dont tell her ur prob she says" ur not honest 2 me"
If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"
If u scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
If u break a promise she says "he does not trust u any more"
If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
If u smoke she says "u are a bad guy"
If she smokes she says "i need this, plz jaanu try to understand"
If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
If she gets good marks she says"" its my brain"
If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings"
If she hurts you she replies" u r not understanding"
if u r late on date she says"you are just flirting me"
if she is late on date she says"sorry janu , majboori thi,samjha kero na"
& they claim they r not Hypocrates,
Interstin na lolz (sowwy girlz ;-)!!!
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