As Salam O Alaikum
Heaven n Hell
HEAVEN
Heaven is wen u have a German Car.
Chinese Food.
Indian Wife.
And American Salary.
HELL
Hell is Wen the Car is Chinese.
Food is German.
Wife is American.
And Salary Indian.
NEVER HEARD XCUZE
A fellow bought a new BMW and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the light still behind him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
''I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Off you go," said the officer.

.Everything i Do.

....I Do it For You....

A girl & a guy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.

They loved each other a lot�!!

Girl: "slow down a little�.I'm scared�.!!!"

Boy: "com�on honey�., it's so fun�."

Girl: "please�it's so scary either.�!!!"

Boy: "then say first�.that you love me�."

Girl: "arrite.... ~ I love you ~ � ~ I love you ~ � ~ I love you ~ �can you slow down now???"

Boy: "hhmm huuuhh�..Give me a big hug...."

The girl gave him a big hug.

Girl: "Now can you plz slow down???"

Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and bothering me while driving."

The next day, there was a story in the newspaper....,

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived......!!!

The guy knew that the brakes were broken & he didn't want to let the girl know about it because then the girl would've gotten scared.

Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and died himself.�.!!!!
Life is not measured by the breaths we take,

But by the moments that take our breaths away�!!

Love is...................i dunno........still no comments

Allah hafiz n take Care

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