Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.
Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.
Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you.
i souport publik edekasion.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
So many pedestrians, so little time!
Dont laugh ! I just bought this car for my wife. Best deal I ever made!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
43% of all statistics are useless.
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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