Female Vocabulary

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Female Vocabulary

Female Vocabulary

This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about
but need to shut you up.
NEVER use "fine"
to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

This is half an hour.
It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash,
so feel that it's an even trade.

This means something
and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe
the feeling a woman has
of wanting to turn you
inside out,
upside down,
and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies
an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end with the word "Fine."

(with raised eyebrows):

This is a dare.
One that will result
in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine."

(normal eyebrows):

This means "I give up" or
"do what you want because I don't care."
You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"
in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine"
and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.

This is not actually a word,
but is still often a verbal statement
very misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means
she thinks you are an idiot at that moment
and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

Again, not a word,
but a verbal statement.
"Soft Sighs" are one of the few things
that some men actually understand.
She is content.
Your best bet
is to not move or breathe
and she will stay content.

This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example:
"Oh, let me get that".
Or,
"Oh, I talked to him
about what you were doing last night."
If she says "Oh" before a statement,
run, do not walk,
to the nearest exit.
She will tell you that she is "Fine"
when she is done tossing your clothes out the window,
but do not expect her
to talk to you for at least two days.
"Oh" as the lead to a sentence
usually signifies that you are caught in a lie.
Do not try to lie more to get out of it,
or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead"
followed by acts so unspeakable
that I can't bring myself to write about them.

This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can say to a man.
"That's Okay" means
that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you retributions
for what ever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine"
and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead."
At some point in the near future,
when she has plotted and planned,
you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

This is not a statement,
it is an offer.
A woman is giving you the chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have
for doing whatever it is that you have done.
You have a fair chance to tell the truth,
so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

A woman is thanking you.
Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

This is much different from "Thanks."
A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you.
It signifies that you have hurt her
in some callous way,
and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh,"
as she will only tell you "Nothing."

This means NO.
example: you have asked
what she thinks about buying a new bass boat,
to which she replies "I'll think about it."
There's not a snowball's chance in hot places
that she's going to agree...
she just doesn't want to listen
to your whiney-assed pleadings any longer
and says this to shut you up.
Do NOT pursue it
or it will be followed by
"That's OK, go ahead." (raised eyebrows)

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