"Somebody" said. . .
      a mother is an unskilled laborer.
      "Somebody" never gave
      a squirmy infant a bath.

      "Somebody" said. . .
      you know how to be a mother by instinct.
      "Somebody" never took a three-year old shopping.

      "Somebody" said. . .
      "good" mothers never yell at their kids.
      "Somebody's" child neve sent a baseball
      through a neighbor's picture window.

      "Somebody" said. . .
      a mother can find all the answers
      to her child-rearing questions in a book.
      "Somebody" never had a child
      stuff beans in her nose.

      "Somebody" said. . .
      a mother always adores her children.
      "Somebody" never tried to comfort
      a colicky baby at 3 a.m.

      "Somebody said. . .
      a mother can do her job with her eyes closed
      and one hand tied behind her back.
      "Somebody" never organized seven giggling Brownies
      into a cookie-selling brigade.

      "Somebody" said. . .
      the hardest part of being a mother
      is labor and delivery.
      "Somebody" never watched her "baby"
      get on the bus for the first day of Kindergarten
      or on a plane to go to war.

      "Somebody" said. . .
      your mother knows you love her,
      so you don't have to tell her.
      "Somebody" isn't a mother.

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