to park directly outside
any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case
once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide
to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers
are powerful enough
to override the communication systems
of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter
if you are heavily outnumbered
in a fight involving martial arts -
your enemies will wait patiently
to attack you one by one
by dancing around
in a threatening manner
until you have knocked out
their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious
by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer
a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved
in a car chase,
hijacking,
explosion,
volcanic eruption
or alien invasion
will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers
personality tests
to make sure they are
deliberately assigned a partner
who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone,
all foreigners prefer
to speak English to each other.
-You can always find
a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card
or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door
to a burning building
with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence,
powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage
to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins
usually contain a story
that affects you personally
at that precise moment
you turn the television on.
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