My forgetter's getting better
but my rememberer is broke,
To you that may seem funny but,
to me, that is no joke.
For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there",
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Often times I walk into a room,
say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain,
but all in vain
a zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from,
generally, is me!
When shopping I may see someone,
say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, "who the heck was that?"
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
while my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
and that isn't any joke!!!!