The devil went down to NYC
Lookin' for souls to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
With an Arab, he'd made a deal
When he killed our own on American soil
We knew it was an evil plot
So, Bush stepped up to the podium
Said, "Boy, lemme' tell ya' what...
...I bet you didn't know it
But we got our plans, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make this bet with you...
...You may have started this battle, boy,
But give America it's due
We're gonna find you wherever you go
And we'll win this war with you."
Then a Marine said "My name's Johnny
And this is where I come in
'Cause I'm part of this bet your gonna' regret
I'm the best there's ever been"
So, Air Force, load up all your planes
And bomb those b#st#rds hard
Cause hell's broke loose in NYC
Bush called out the National Guard.
And when its done, you will not see
Those shiny streets of gold
You'll have lost, at a real high cost
And the devil will have your soul
When you attacked on 9-1-1
You said, "Look what I have done"
But just cower there in your hole, my friend,
And let us show you how it's done
Then the Navy fired up all their guns
Said, "Osama, we'll start this show"
And fire flew from their canons
As they struck a mighty blow
Then the Army marched across the sands
And they made an evil hiss
Then a band of Americans joined in
And it sounded something like this...
(Chorus) Fire in the towers, run, boys, run
America was attacked at the rising sun
Terrorism's always been a faceless foe
It's gonna be a dogfight, don't ya'll know
The devil bowed his head because
He knew that he'd been beat
He saw the American spirit
That he knew he couldn't defeat
Bush said,"Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again
'Cause I done told you once, you son-of-a-B
We're the best we've ever been!"
~author unknown