except maybe a few hours
Variety is the spice of life:
one day ignore people,
the next day annoy them
Climb your way to the top,
that's why the drapes are there
If you're not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps
When eating out,
think nothing of sending back your meal
twenty or thirty times
When in doubt, cop an attitude
Make your mark in the world,
or at least spray in each corner
Never sleep alone
when you can sleep on someone's face
Find your place in the sun,
especially if it happens to be on that
nice pile of warm, clean laundry
Always give generously,
a small bird or rodent left on the bed
tells them "I care"
When you go out in the world, remember:
being placed on a pedestal is a right,
not a privilege