insiders

> "GAME FACE!!"
> "ooooh, numero trece!"
> "you are such a yaoui boi!!"
> "i have truckophobia now."
> "peg leg crunker bunker!"
> *hugs Colin again*
> "pollo dedos"
> "where's clifford?"
> "do we have to wear our uniforms to the dance?" "what kind of question is that, Christine?"
> "I am NOT a prep!! take that, you anti-social goth!!"
> "he stares!!"
> "so... you're hitting the big 1-4...!"
> "My carolina shirt:25 bucks
My Adidas:60 bucks
Seeing Matt and Nick's face everytime i call Brendon "gurlfriend": PRICELESS"
> "Call me Mike."
> "He looks like a stuffed-up rich kid!"
> "I like your eyes... [bats eyelashes]"
> "Don't TOUCH me!" [pronounced "tawtch"]
> "i'm craving for some corndogs." "you're crazy for corndogs?" "yeah, i'm craaaaaaaaaaaaazy for corndogs! [waves arms around for emphasis]
> "i want some fries... but only if they're seasoned." "why don't you go ask them?" "[laughs] 'do you have any fries? ARE THEY SEASONED??"
> "[laughs] THE DOOR'S LOCKED!" "Hey! It's Irene!!" "THE DOOR'S LOCKED!"
> "why do i smell smoke?" "uh, hello?! [jabs thumb at the guy smoking across from us]"
> "we took notes!" "... on napkins! cuz we didn't have any paper..."
> "doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle, CHEETO!!"
> "chunky monkeys!"
> "oh, collect 200 dollars when you pass go! PAY UP!"
> "i'm magically delicious!"
> "i got it! it's: hearts, stars, and clovers, horsehoes and blue moons! pots of gold and rainbows, and a great balloon!"
> "hey NIKKI, hey CHRISTINE."
> "so THAT'S what a sock-hop is!!"
> "buddy-neighbor!"
> "FO SHIZZLE!!" "FO SQUIZZLE!!"
> "Andre Incident"
> "so... you're cousin's rich right?"
> "this doesn't taste like dr. pepper!!"
> "she's harassing meeee!" [backs away from mrs. pugh]
> "oh that's right, you've already had your big breakfast!"
> "say.. where IS tiffany?"
> "i hope you throw up!!" [slap]
> "oriental person"
> "how's your hubby?" "we're over" "GASP. WHY?!?"
> "how's your hubbie?" "i'll tell billy you said hi."
> "BILLY-BOB!"
> "hey girlfriend!" [flips hand]
> "ALOHEMORA!!"
> "C'mere, Hagrid!!" "SHUT UP!!"
> "OH OH!! MY CAN BE MOANING MYRTLE!!"
> "::plugs in the vacuum:: HOP ON, JING!"
> "I NEEDA LONGER EXTENSION CORD!"
> "pull my finger! GRRRRRPPPPHHHLLLLLTTTT!!"
> "hey there, girlfriend!"
> "can i take the last picture?" "no!!" *click* "BRENDON!! what did i just say??!!"
> "better outta the attic than outta the basement!!"
> "betcha he likes Brendon. he's like the best girl ever!" "low blow!!"
> "c'mon, you know you liked that!"
> "mrs. flimsy." "FLIMSY?!! YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE AGAIN?!!!!" "flimsy."
> "dimples!"
> "betcha him, brendon and matt go out on the weekends, wear sundresses, and pick flowers... with the sunhats!!" "ooooh, pick me some daisies and sunflowers, okay Nick?"
> "I need a tall person!!" "I'll do it!" "Yay! Matt to the rescue!"
> "[gasp] You stepped on my poem!" "It had holes in it already anyway!" "It was still my poem! Look, now you've got all this dirty stuff all over it."
> "I HEART you!"
> "Haha, Matt's gonna run to the bathroom--but it looks like he didn't make it!"
> "MARY FISHER!"
> "Would you stop throwing pens at me!!?"
> "[gasp] HE BROKE MY CRACKER!"
> "Yall are such pigs! Eatin my Lunchables..."
> "Hey Stewie!!" "I swear... if you call me that one more time, I'm gonna hurt you so bad at practice..." "STEWIE!!"
> "Stewie! Stu-Stu-Stewie!" "NICK! Stop taking my nickname for Brendon!"
> "I'll be your sponsor, Kurt!"
> "Ah!! You're crossing over to the Dark Side!" "Nooo! Save me! Help me cross over!"
Mrs. Pease:"Christine, lower your voice, please..."
> "hmmmmm...." "what're you hmmmmmm'in about?" "just hmmmmmm'in" [15 minutes later...] "lol, i like to hum... did i say hmmm?" "NIIIICK!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!" [5 minutes later...] "actually, i WAS hummin about something, but i can't say what" "GASP... YOU LIEEEEE!!!"
> "heeeey, I'M the master of calculator communications!"
> "... and then i ran into the backboard." "i say you're pretty awkward!"
> *falls off the chair* "You... okay? [tries not to laugh]" "Uh, yeah, I'm fine... hahaha..."
> "hey, it's Batman! from now on, you're the B-Man!"
> "no, nick, you're BATMAN-I-CAN!"
> "christine, you want the rest of my popcorn?" "... no." "yeah, cuz you're already fat." [a gasp from nick] "the nerve to call me fat...!" [5 minutes later] "oh, and i'm fat? look at you, eatin' all them m&m's!" [pinches me] "just look--look at all that fat!" [pinches him back] "stop flexing, you cheater!"
> "you just said you were the fattiest of us two!" "the fattiest?" [bursts out laughing]
> "i'mma call you pumbaa." "i'mma call you elephante!"
> [flips retainer] "you look like frankenstein." [does frankenstein arm movements]
> [knocks over several poems on the piano] "you're such a klutz!!"
> [runs up and throws beads over his head] "WELCOME TO HAWAII!!" [does a hula dance]
> (tape: 'Que animal es muy grande?') [whispers] "Christine!"
> "you forgot hazelnut, brazilian nut, butternut... wait, that's a type of bread." [laughs] "i'm not talking to you anymore. you get everything mixed up."
> "i'm soo buying one of those rulers for your birthday." "yay!"
> "you're fatto, nick's fatso, and matt's fatmo." "fatmo.. HAHAH."
> "did i tell you that my grandfather was burned??"
> "luunch." [voice cracks]
> "do you want a band-aid?"
> "OWWW!" [hops up and down on one foot] "you okay? are you?" [jogs over] "you hit the wall pretty hard..." [continues to hop] "owww..." [puts arm around me] "okay, here..." "ow, ow, ow...." [jumps off the wall]
> "i'm 64 inches... that's gotta be around 6'1!"
> "how much do you weigh?" "you're gonna have to guess." "92?" "nooo, higher." "110!" "lower." "102." "higher." "109." "lower." "105." [gets in trouble.. now at snack] "you still haven't guessed my weight. it's higher than 105, and lower than 109." "106?" "no." "107?" "no." "108!" "GOOD JOB!"
> Mrs. Pugh: "SABIA!!" [mumbles] "i don't wanna do this anymore..."
> "skip 'n' trip!!"
> [runs into desk] "who am i? 'OW OW OW!!!'" "stop making fun of meee!"
> "murder!"
> "word to your mother."
> "100 watts."
> "i'mma freestyle at yall's recital, okay?"
> "i like danger! danger's my middle name!" "riiiight..."
> "how do you keep hitting things??!" "how do you NOT hit things?? tell me that, and i'll tell you why i hit things!!"
> [pinches brendon's cheek] "coochie coochie coo!!"
> [playing on Mrs. Hughes' computer without permission] "buoy-a!!" "how'd you do that arrow thing?"
"-->... ah! it doesn't work anymore!!"
> "you're such a geek!" "well, you're such a nerd!" "me? you're the be scholar! YOU'RE the nerd!" "then you're a turd!" [laughs... 5 minutes later...] "you're an elephant whale." "you're an elephant seal!" "so? a whale's fatter!" "well... you're an elephant manatee!!" "there's no such thing!!" "so? 'elephant' makes it much fatter!" "well you're still an elephant whale!" "and you're an elephant manatee.. you should be ashamed cuz a manatee is sometimes mistaken for a mermaid, so you're a girly manatee!" "and you're a gay whale!" "uh, gotta go... bye Manny the Manatee Mermaid Man!"
> "bye scholar!" "huh? byeee scholar!" "i'm not a scholar!" [gasps]
> "hey matt, she's hot.. the one in the green shirt, with a braid and the glasses...!" [bursts out laughing]
> "play patty-cake with your..."
> "stir the pot of love!--not you, tiffany."
> "i've already had my big breakfast!"
> "where's christine?" "HAHAHA, my's face is in the waaay!!"
> "whyyy are youuuu so quiet...??"
> "you're outta MURDER!!"
> "Chrider"
> "Matt Bentine"
> "Brennar Klidon"
> [dancing to my stories of laurens]
> "r-e-c-y-c-l-e, RECYCLE..."
> "b-i-c-y-c-l-e, BICYCLE! t-r-i-c-y-c-l-e, TRICYCLE!"
> "you can't kick me out 'cause I was never in the group!" ::gasps::
> "have a duck!"
> *sniff sniff* "hey, i can smell what kurt ate for snack! smells like... smells like... RITZ CRACKERS!!"
> "My can be the spy plane... but we'll have to go piggy-back when we ride her."
> "roseanne!! rosie o' donnell! ricki lake!! ... ROGER RABBIT!!"
> "the brief..." "THE BRIEF?!" "not UNDERWEAR!!"
> "christineitis"
> "i broke the trophy and i was just like 'gasp'!!"
> "YOUR TROPHY'S NEXT, MAN!!"
> "party boy! party boy!"
> "want a mint?" "sure!--oh wait, i already have one."
> "where's spongebob??" "babob??"
> "where's my FOOD?!"
> "gospel time!" "HALLELUJIAH!!"
> "you're the only person i can hug without bending down?" "oh? yay!"
> "we're going to mcdonalds!" "you're not going to olive garden?!" "NO, we're going to mcdonalds. i love the dollar menu." "fine then!!" [after dinner] "are you coming to nicole's party tomorrow?" "no... we're going to mcdonald's." "again?!"
> "hey father.. heh-heh... i like your holy water... heh heh."
> "yeah, we heard a CRUNCH and i was like, 'what was that?' and nick said, 'oh, that's christine.'"
> "oh we were just coming over to talk to you, but i guess you're getting up to talk to everyone else!"
> "MINTS?!! WHERE?!?!?!" ::runs off::
> "man, you guys are rubbing off on me."
> "HOLY--christine, are you okay?!"
> "you so sessie. we so sessie. let's all have a sessie brownie."