Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 3x2?' and I said 6"
Father: "But thats right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 2x3?"
Father: "Whats the fucking difference?"
Boy: "Thats exactly what I said!!"
"Dad can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card!"
Girl: "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something I didnt do."
Mother: "But thats terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ..... By the way what was it you didnt do?"
Girl:"My homework!"
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and askes, "What do you like best about this statue? Lets start with you, Tea."
Tea: "The Artwork"
Teacher: "Very good. and you, Cam?"
Cam: "Her tits!"
Teacher: "Cam, get out! Go stand in the hall! And you Mark what do you like about it?"
Mark:"Im leaving teacher, Im leaving...."