comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a
point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and
is considering divorce. After another night in the pub, she
decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers
through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he
coos "Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom". She can't believe it
at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom
and he rips off her clothes. "now darling do a hand-stand
against the full length mirror on the wall". "Hmmm," she thinks
"KINKY. I like it." She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls
her legs apart and puts his chin on her pussy. "The boys down
the pub were right," he says, "a Goatee WOULD suit me"