Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasm
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters= Liquorgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms