Before you attack her cover your wacker
Dont be silly, protect your willy
Dont be a loner, cover your boner
You cant go wrong,if you shield your dong
If you slip between her thighs, Be sure to condomize
It will be sweeter if you cover your Peter
She wont get sick if you wrap your dick
If you go into heat, Package your meat
While your undressing venus,Dress up your penis
When you take off her pants and blouse,slip up your trouser mouse
Especially in December, Gift wrap your member
Never,Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
The right selection will protect your erection
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
NO GLOVE, NO LOVE