sometimes I think it could be funny to take a friend on a road trip and not say were you are goin or why your going there dont say a single word the entire time you are in the car and keep looking at them in a strange evil way stop in a small out the back of no were town and say "I need to get some things" then walk off and leave them in the car with all the windows down about half an inch and the doors locked with the inside handles and window winders taken off
Return back after about an hour and look all shifty at them while trying to hide the shovel, 20kgs of industrial strength lime, and a lawn gnome you just bought. lodge into a hotel for the night and at 2am pull them out of bed throw them into the boot of the car and drive to a secluded spot and force them to dig a hole about 6ft long n 3ft wide 6ft deep while they are digging keep throwing lime on them and into the hole all the time while reminiscing about the good old days before the THING happened
After the hole is dug stand over them menacingly n throw the gnome in the hole spread around the lime and fill the hole back in drive away and calmly say "you didn't see anything return to your normal life and let us never speak of this again"
