My Favorite Quotations
"The closer I get, the farther away I feel." -- Henry Rollins
"Liking people is the hardest thing I have ever tried to do. I am not cutting it." -- Henry Rollins
"It's all bullshit, on every level. You just have to find the pile that smells the best." -- Henry Rollins
"each day is a drive thru history" -- Jim Morrison
"I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me." -- Jim Morrison
"When play dies it becomes the game. When sex dies it becomes the climax." -- Jim Morrison
"Fuck em" -- anonymous
"Christ will shrudder like / marmalade / my cat looked like Ghandi once." -- Charles Bukowski
"Forgive me … Tool always makes me emotional." -- a fallen knight whom I miss dearly
Harriet: What do you look for in a woman you date?
Charlie: Well, I know everyone says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.
--So I Married an Axe Murderer