A/N: Hiya, and welcome to the Group Session/ Last Chapter of Journals! Why didn’t I have this up way earlier? I’ve been working on other things, and I always procrastinate on the last chapter.
Warnings: the usual. Some Relena Bashing, and all that. 3x4 fluff.
Disclaimer: I do not own the boys. Yet.
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Journals
Group Session/ Entry 5
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Duo: …ure this thing’s on?
Counselor: If the red light’s on, it’s working. And the red light’s on. This is the audio recording of the Group Therapy Session for Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Rabera Winner, and Chang Wufei. Now, let’s start.
Duo: It’s about time. I was thinking we’d come for no reason. Well, I don’t have any counseling things left to do *snicker*. Obviously.
Counselor: Speaking of which, would you please get off Heero? I think it’s distracting the others.
Quatre: I’m not distracted by it.
Wufei: I am! Get off Yuy! It’s bad enough I can hear you two through the wall, but I don’t want to see it too!
Duo: Is it my fault you didn’t move into a different room? I mean, we live in a freakin’ mansion!
Heero: …This will only take a few minutes?
Counselor: Yes.
*loud thudding noise*
Duo: Heeeeerroooooo! All you had to do was ask!
Heero: …that was more fun.
Duo: He said fun! YAAAY!
*thudding*
Wufei: STOP BOUNCING ON YUY!
Duo: You’re just mad ‘cuz you aren’t getting any.
Wufei: Baka Maxwell!
*crashing*
Counselor: Gentlemen! Stop breaking my furniture! Good lord…Boys! Stop it!
*gun fires*
*glass breaking*
Counselor: …was the gun really necessary?
Trowa, Heero, Quatre: Yes.
Quatre: You have to come prepared when you put those two in the same room.
*door opens*
Duo: Now, did you really have to make me jump out the window?
Heero: You need the exercise.
Duo: Well, I must be doing my job wrong then…I’ll have to fix that…
Counselor: DUO! We are here for therapy, not to make out with your boyfriend!
*door opens again*
Wufei: Trowa, do NOT shoot at me!
Trowa: It was either shoot you or shoot at you.
Wufei: …good choice.
Counselor: NOW, down to business! I’m going to do this as quickly as possible. Wufei, what’s the problem with this girl in the library?
Duo: Whoa! Wufei’s got a gal pal! Color me surprised!
Wufei: …*muttering Chinese*…
Counselor: Please, Mr. Chang, so the whole group can hear.
Wufei: …*some more muttering, this time NOT Chinese*…
Counselor: Pardon?
Wufei: WE’RE GOING OUT TUESDAY! Damn it woman, get your ears cleaned!
Quatre: Well, congratulations!
Wufei: …*indiscernible muttering* woman, gonna *something something*…*grumble*
Counselor: I’ll just assume that’s positive thinking. Now, Trowa, we have some things to discuss- and Duo, please get off Heero again.
Duo: (sulkily) I never get to have any fun.
Heero: I bought pudding.
Duo: YAAAY!!! Slip-slidin’ fun!
Wufei: Oh dear god!
Trowa: *nods*
Counselor: Now, we have some things to discuss…well, I know it’s supposed to be group therapy, but would you prefer if the other three left?
Duo: Thre-ohhh. Come on, Hee-babe. They can’t object to what they can’t see.
Heero: Hn. (but happy-sounding)
*Door opens, closes.*
*Door opens and closes again.*
Counselor: Now, I think you have something to say to Quatre.
Quatre: It’s okay…he doesn’t need to say anything…
Trowa: You’re too polite.
Quatre: …what?
Trowa: You shouldn’t forgive me.
Quatre: It’s my fault to begin with! If I hadn’t said…you know, THAT, then the whole thing wouldn’t have happened.
Trowa: Stop being nice for a moment, and think about what you’re forgiving.
Quatre: I’m…I’m forgiving you…? What’s bad about that?
Trowa: I took advantage of you.
Quatre: Uh…ummm, it was kind of mutual, Trowa…
Counselor: I’m going to stop you there-
*click*
Trowa: Get out.
Quatre: Trowa! Put the gun down! She’s here to help us.
Trowa: I don’t trust her.
Quatre: *sigh* Trowa, you don’t trust anybody.
Trowa: I trust you.
Quatre: …really?
Trowa: Yes.
*thunk*
Quatre: Oh, Trowa! I love you!
Trowa: …you-you’re hurting me…
Quatre: Sorry! Now, Miss Counselor, I’m sorry, I’m so excited I seem to have forgotten your name, but would you please leave us alone for a moment? I’m sure Wufei and the others will be more than hospitable outside.
Counselor: Wha..whatever you say…
*door slams open*
(Muted in the background)
Duo: No, that’s not how you do it! Come on, Wu! Put your tongue into it!
Counselor: AAAAAHHHH!!
Duo: AAAHHHH!!!
*door slams shut*
Trowa: Quatre…I…I know I’m not the best guy in the world – I mean, we’re all pretty screwed up, but…Well, I…I…
*pause*
Trowa: …I…
Quatre: …you…what?
Trowa: I…I…love…you…
*thunk*
Quatre: OH, TROWA! I’ve loved you FOREVER and EVER!!!
Trowa: Ai-air…!
Quatre: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, I’m so sorry!
Trowa: It’s okay. I’ve loved you for a long time, too…
Quatre: Trowa…
Trowa: …Quatre…
*door slams open*
Counselor: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Heero: Catch her before she goes out the window!
*crash*
Duo: …oops!
Wufei: I am NOT cleaning this up.
Duo: Well, technically we could blame you. I mean, it was you who decided to see what we me-awww! They finally hooked up!
Wufei: Damn it! Now where can I sleep?
Heero: It IS a mansion…
Duo: Try the pool house! OOO! We could buy you one of those little speedos and make you pull out all the leaves!
Wufei: Maxwell!
*click*
Duo: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*crash*
Heero: Watch out for the-
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