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| DELI GIRL GOES GOTH. Well, time for a change of identity for little miss Lord of the Tongs, aka Deli girl, who decided to try the goth look... however, working in basically a dead end job has totally stripped me of all my artistic and experiemntal desires, however much some beg to differ (CB) so, to your dismay im sure, it wasnt actually me who went goth, but in fact my fellow hometown buddies! Ashlee, Eileen and Aaron bared ll for some pics that took up a few hours on the Monday nite, and then there were like 5 with Chad in them, who proceeding this, got the shits cause i wasnt taking enough photos of him and went home with Bryce... but yeah, those three were my main models! (And if you wanna check them out just click the large coloured pic on my home page and you'll see some of my fave pics from that little advenutre) But yes, t'was quite a nice evening, so i thought, travelling out to Silverton, and visiting the little graveyard (Ashlee's favourite place) then heading out, in a rush, to the Mundi Mundi plains for the beautiful sunset, then on home! I wonder what my boss would say if i told him bout goth pics, a graveyard and old mine sites... he already thinks im a quear cause he saw the pics i took of my bro half naked (well, completely naked, except for his guitar which i can assure you concealed everything- trust me!) yes... so, you know, atleast my boss knows i have a kinda of a life outside the deli- no matter how extreme it may seem! Im also seen as some kind of pervert... but they keep making jokes about taking nude pics with salami's and meats to cover you know what, as an advertising campaign for the deli- and they want me to take them. Oh, yes, its all fun and games, but i think deep down they want it... buisness might rise, but im sure for them, their dignity would greatly decrease! not to mention their um.. proffits. (Wait.. that doesnt work... oh well, never mind!) damn... feeble attempts of humour at 11:22 pm have to be expected... anywho, moving right along! DELI GIRL PLAYS TENNIS Well, i know what you're thinking! Man, has she done everything or what?! Well, yes, not only am i a keen photographer, scarer of peoples and pokies player, but... i can also play sport! Ok, shut up Ashlee... i can atleast attempt to play sport! It started off with me, Aaron and Ash... them being two pro players and me not having touched a raquet since i was like 7... but i managed to get a few balls over the net, however i think i did most my time running and pissing off ash and aaron with my utter hopelessness! However the 2 fit the part, ash with her sun viser on and aaron with his sweat/head band... very nice guys! thunbs up for the fashion on the courts! I also had a go at umpiring, but you know, being in a deli develops your gift of the gab, and no sooner did i start the scoring did i start chatting with Elsa bout an overseas trip... however, the night proceeded and i handed my spot on the court over the Stuey who could actually use a raquet and im calling him my saviour, cause if he hadnt have taken my place i would have had balls being hit and pegged at me for the rest of the nite! (They were play some game like ARSE or something... dont ask me what, deli girls dont require a high intelligence ok! lol) Then after that, we decided to do some more scaring, but i know, i know, you've heard it all before! DELI GIRL SAYS GOODBYE! Well, no sooner had i arrived it seemed, i was heading on home! I had a few visiters to say goodbye like Jay and Marni, and of course Chad was there, and Ash came along too... and Eileen was there at the tracks down the track (did that make sense?) but i didnt actually get to say goodbye in person, however the thought was much apprectiated. Anywho, i got on the train and there was no one sitting next to me, for once, and i was like 'Oh thank you God, i have a seat to myself!' but then ofcourse... what happened? up comes this family and this kid sits next to me... and you'll never guess what... he was a fat little indian kid! HAHAHAHA... well i couldn't pass up the moment, so i msg'd chad and told him... next minuet the fones ringing, and before i got a chance to turn the volume down, both him and Ash call into the fone 'Sucked in, you got syuck next to a fat indian kid!' or something along those lines... anyway, much to my horror, the little kid heard and immediatly swapped places with his other fat indian brother! oh man, it was by far not a co-incidence! lol... plus i had a terrible sleep... the kid used me as a pillow and a matrice the whole time... but what was i to do! i just let him use me, after all, it must be something about deli girls, or just me, that makes people think they can use me... anyway, im not getting into that...but yeah... in a nutshell... a very large nutshell... that was my trip to the hill! I miss it and the ppl... however Danny's living with us right now so i've got a piece of it here with me! How good! REFLECTIONS... deli girls secret identity is slowly being uncovered... there are other things beside a life in a boring, totally and utterly boring job, in a deli... and although she has to escape to the end of the world to find sanctuary from her dull and lifeless job, her own life proves to be quite the contrary... so it would seem! Well.. keep posted.. who knows what else might be revealed about the secret life of a chickee who leads the most dull life in the open... you never never know if you never ever go... see the never never's now... adios bambini's! |
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