| The grand Winter Olympics 2010 at Smiggens Hole. It's time to pile that rubbish high, It's time to rock 'n' roll! From Smiggen's pub we'll entertain, And welcome the elite. Those 18,000 volunteers i'm sure, Will make it look complete! Then a multitude of athletes From all across the world, With skill and years of training, At us they will be hurled. Then we've got the Aussie team, The biggest of them all! We may not know quite how to ski, Or even how to score... But have no fear, we fast will learn All that we need to know. The only problem we'll still facing Is finding bloody snow! We'll have Warny on the double's luge And throw Johnny through the air. My brother and I will skate on ice, Australia's own 'strange' pair! HG should take up ice-dancing, You'd look so good in tights! And Roy, we'd throw you off a jump For we know how easily you excite! Now we're going to need more speed skaters, To keep our medals piled high... I say we use our cyclists, They've already got the thighs! And now that Steve Waugh's lost his spot, The curling's calling him... But we should remind those cricketers, Of that invention called 'The Gym.' The cheating can come with Germany, The food in with the yanks. But beating the Aussies on their own turf... They've all got Bradbury's chance! Be blessed! Luc xxoo 21/2/02 |